Kilo Yankee Invites You to Attend the RED WEDDING

"Yep, we're totally a bunch of minstrels...just playing our crossbows...ERR..VIOLINS..."

“Yep, we’re totally a bunch of minstrels…just playing our crossbows…ERR..VIOLINS…”

If you don’t get the joke behind this week’s platoon event, you are obviously not a Game of Thrones fan.  And that’s OK.  You can still attend.  Just get comfortable, let your guard down and ignore the impending arrow storm of doom… Continue reading

The After Action Report for Wednesday, April 24th

Vendetta believes the only way to truly claim an objective is to plank on it.

Vendetta believes the only way to truly claim an objective is to plank on it.  ‘No glutes, no glory, fellas.’

According to the Multiverse theory, there is a universe where I am Katy Perry, singing an after action report about a recent gathering of unicorn people at a lunar arcade.  I would like to tell you that in clicking the ‘read more’ link that will appear shortly, you can travel to that world.  But that’s just not the case folks.  Until physics provides us the key to that door, you are gonna have to pass your time here reading about middle aged men clinging to their adolescence with the help of videogames…   Continue reading

Congratulations to our own Kentucky Spaz…

Level 100 Colonel

There is presently no shortage of Colonel Level 100 players in Battlefield 3.  But until recently, there was an absence of such a player within our own platoon.  Kentucky Spaz, congratulations on becoming this platoon’s first ever Colonel 100 enlistee.  At the insistence of JunoFox, LeX Heezy has crafted a digital memorial for your achievement that will stand on the Internet forever.  Prepare to be honored…  Continue reading

The After Action Report for Wednesday, April 17th

Gigolos Jane and Joe from 'A.I.'

Gigolos Jane and Joe from ‘A.I.’

Should hi-tech, sentient…um…’pleasure machines’ be granted the same civil rights as human beings?  All that and more in this week’s After Action Report…  Continue reading