This year’s Fisto De Mayo celebration spilled into two days and featured skirmishes in two different titles. Vile Revolver of the Pork Chop Platoon posted several captures from Saturday’s Battlefield 3 matches with the Kilo Yankees. If you are a FPS fan looking to avoid work for about an hour, check out the additional videos after the jump. There’s a veritable cornucopia of excellent BF3 footage set to the sounds of coarse, middle-aged gamers… Continue reading
This Wednesday at roughly 8PM Eastern, the Kilo Yankee Platoon will be hosting CLOSE QUARTERS OF THE THIRD KIND! All you need to participate is a healthy attitude towards confined spaces and the Close Quarters DLC.
Vendetta believes the only way to truly claim an objective is to plank on it. ‘No glutes, no glory, fellas.’
According to the Multiverse theory, there is a universe where I am Katy Perry, singing an after action report about a recent gathering of unicorn people at a lunar arcade. I would like to tell you that in clicking the ‘read more’ link that will appear shortly, you can travel to that world. But that’s just not the case folks. Until physics provides us the key to that door, you are gonna have to pass your time here reading about middle aged men clinging to their adolescence with the help of videogames… Continue reading
There is presently no shortage of Colonel Level 100 players in Battlefield 3. But until recently, there was an absence of such a player within our own platoon. Kentucky Spaz, congratulations on becoming this platoon’s first ever Colonel 100 enlistee. At the insistence of JunoFox, LeX Heezy has crafted a digital memorial for your achievement that will stand on the Internet forever. Prepare to be honored… Continue reading
Gigolos Jane and Joe from ‘A.I.’
Should hi-tech, sentient…um…’pleasure machines’ be granted the same civil rights as human beings? All that and more in this week’s After Action Report… Continue reading