The After Action Report for Wednesday, April 24th

Vendetta believes the only way to truly claim an objective is to plank on it.

Vendetta believes the only way to truly claim an objective is to plank on it.  ‘No glutes, no glory, fellas.’

According to the Multiverse theory, there is a universe where I am Katy Perry, singing an after action report about a recent gathering of unicorn people at a lunar arcade.  I would like to tell you that in clicking the ‘read more’ link that will appear shortly, you can travel to that world.  But that’s just not the case folks.  Until physics provides us the key to that door, you are gonna have to pass your time here reading about middle aged men clinging to their adolescence with the help of videogames…   Continue reading

The new ‘Encore’ map in the Black Ops 2 ‘Uprising’ DLC

Encore

When the modern poet philosopher Shawn Corey Carter (aka, Jay-Z) said, ‘Now can I get an encore, do you want more, Cookin’ raw with the Brooklyn boy,’ it is abundantly clear at that time he was sharing a prophetic vision about an as of yet released expansion to an as of yet released game.  Well, the foretold ‘Uprising’ DLC for Black Ops 2 is here, folks.  And after the jump, you will find my run through the new Encore map…   Continue reading

PYSTOL joins the Black Ops 2 ‘Uprising’

The Black Ops 2 Uprising DLC is available now on Xbox 360.  I took a stroll through a few of the maps, capturing my adventures for all to see.  This first video is the raw capture of a game of Domination in its entirety on the new Vertigo Map.  Another game of Domination on the new Magma map awaits your viewing pleasure after the jump…  Continue reading